Twitter Bookmarks for May 2026

This captures my mood well.

— JonahDispatch (@JonahDispatch) May 27, 2026

It’s true; in order to keep weight off with GLP-1s you have to keep taking them, as opposed to diet and exercise, which you only have to do once

— LoganDobson (@LoganDobson) May 23, 2026

im cryin this therapy horse vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia

— GymLeaderDev (@GymLeaderDev) May 21, 2026

This strikes me as one of the craziest posts of all time, especially from a lib. Wilson played "Birth of a Nation" on a big screen in the White House. He single-handedly re-segregated the Civil Service. He presided over the implementation of the income tax (you might like that,

— wil_da_beast630 (@wil_da_beast630) May 18, 2026

People will say "I’m glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do my taxes, it’s really come in handy this parallelogram season" and then also not be able to tell you anything about parallelograms https:// x.com/mattyglesias/s /mattyglesias/status/2056000919427219678 …

— jmhorp (@jmhorp) May 17, 2026

I think the big Utah data center is fine.

— lthlnkso (@lthlnkso) May 16, 2026

If you're a naturally anxious person, I recommend pursuing a high stress career path where at least you'll be compensated for anxiety you're going to have anyways.

— espricewright (@espricewright) May 15, 2026

LLMs will always sound like millennials because no subsequent generation will be literate enough to produce much training text

— AlexYablon (@AlexYablon) May 10, 2026

"AI code is crap." The shit your human engineers get up to:

— QuinnyPig (@QuinnyPig) May 8, 2026

There's a clay tablet with the founding charter of a 12-partner company on it. Twelve merchants pooled 33 pounds of gold to start the firm. The contract has the partner names, the starting capital, the profit split, and the penalty for cashing out early. The tablet is nearly

— anishmoonka (@anishmoonka) May 4, 2026