Twitter Bookmarks for March 2026

What's something that experts/practitioners in your field universally agree upon, but that remains a "hot take" among the general public?

— mnolangray (@mnolangray) March 28, 2026

While reading an article about fathers and sons having their first drink together, I remembered the time I took my daughter out for her first drink. We went to a bar just two blocks from the house. I got her a Sam Adams. She didn’t like it. so I drank it. Then I got her a

— MediocreJoker85 (@MediocreJoker85) March 20, 2026

Absolutely zero lies.

— maxkatz515 (@maxkatz515) March 19, 2026

Coming back to that whole “boy brain vs girl brain” debate - I’ve cracked something that lowkey saves relationships daily: Men don’t think in emotional webs, they think in tickets. Like… full corporate workflow. You hint = not logged You sulk = unclear requirements You say

— yavanikashah (@yavanikashah) March 17, 2026

“I am going to vote for a political party, let’s see what my two options have to say…” GOP: “well Sonny back in my day you saved up a little money working at a gas station and you could put a down payment on a starter home…” DEMs: “I’m going to kill you. I’m going to kill y-”

— SlumRNA_Dog (@SlumRNA_Dog) March 16, 2026

I've been working on this important list for a couple of years now. What am I missing?

— kristinatastic (@kristinatastic) March 13, 2026

This is so clever!

— DrClownPhD (@DrClownPhD) March 9, 2026

I love this video

— OrganizerMemes (@OrganizerMemes) March 8, 2026

Watching Toy Story 3 with my kids. In the landfill, the toys are apparently the only conscious beings amid all the random plastic objects. And yet in the fourth installment we’re introduced to a self-aware spork that Bonnie, a young child, has named Forky. This suggests that

— MattWalshBlog (@MattWalshBlog) March 6, 2026

Holy sh*t. Stop what you’re doing. Give yourself 3 minutes. Listen to this. Marco Rubio 2015. He called it. He called it word for word, like a play-by-play.

— koshercockney (@koshercockney) March 5, 2026

A navy, you see, is more than just the boats that are in it. Iran may no longer have any boats, but it has something far more powerful: the concept of a navy. You may sink the boats, but you cannot sink the idea that one day there might be more boats.

— MostlyMonkey (@MostlyMonkey) March 3, 2026

That last Domberman was not messing around!

— LangmanVince (@LangmanVince) March 2, 2026

Layers upon layers upon layers......

— SplashDamage1 (@SplashDamage1) March 2, 2026