Twitter Bookmarks for January 2026

Liberals: Dang it, our most recent victim had a problematic past that disqualified him from being a true martyr. If only we could find some sinless person who could be executed by the state in order to bring about a better world. Me: Guys, you are not going to believe this.

— HansFiene (@HansFiene) January 29, 2026

Turns out you can make anyone seem innocent if you leave out the middle part of the story where they committed the crime. “A math professor moved to a cabin in Montana. Now he’s serving life in prison.”

— hemingquay (@hemingquay) January 29, 2026

It just seems implausible this is what we are made of, essentially, nanotechnology about a billion years beyond anything we can design or make ourselves.

— Andercot (@Andercot) January 29, 2026

UHF (1989) is the kind of studio comedy that feels impossible now. Total creative anarchy, joke density through the roof, and Weird Al operating at full cartoon-brain power. It flopped on release but quietly became a cult classic.

— TheCinesthetic (@TheCinesthetic) January 28, 2026

If we actually taught raw, unfiltered history in schools...the blood-soaked, soul-crushing truth instead of this sanitized, revisionist horseshit...the Left would lose half its recruiting pool overnight. Teach kids what the Bolsheviks actually did: a fanatical minority of

— grey4626 (@grey4626) January 25, 2026

Two years in two sentences

— HilzFuld (@HilzFuld) January 21, 2026

Very interesting.

— SteveLovesAmmo (@SteveLovesAmmo) January 20, 2026

The obsession with apocalyptic stakes in action films is exhausting. Not every story needs the fate of the world. Smaller conflicts can feel more immediate, more personal, and often more thrilling.

— TheCinesthetic (@TheCinesthetic) January 15, 2026

We are asked about Wilson's translation often. We do not recommend it - at all. Here are a few reasons why:

— TheGreatB00ks (@TheGreatB00ks) January 8, 2026

kinda wanna get a hobby in 2026. what is a good hobby for dads with no spare money and who only have free time in blocks that are 40 minutes or shorter and happen at completely unpredictable dates and times? it can’t be smoking cigarettes, thats way too expensive in CA these days

— GRoditiD (@GRoditiD) January 1, 2026