Twitter Bookmarks for December 2025

This is why the Expanse is so good (even though the TV show was rushed at the end and ended on a cliffhanger) You’re primed to support the rebels at the beginning and then it turns out they’re even worse genocidal psychos. Much more realistic portrayal of most revolutionaries

— SwannMarcus89 (@SwannMarcus89) January 1, 2026

everyone should have two therapists, a man who tells you to grow up and get your shit together, and a woman who tells you to love yourself the way you are. Ideally they should be married to each other since at least 9 months before you were born

— made_in_cosmos (@made_in_cosmos) January 1, 2026

Never forget.

— SandyofCthulhu (@SandyofCthulhu) December 31, 2025

Remittances should end your eligibility for all welfare. Clearly you have money to spare. Vacationing in your country of origin should void your asylum claim. Clearly you weren’t fleeing unsafe conditions. Painfully simple and obvious stuff.

— ArtemisConsort (@ArtemisConsort) December 29, 2025

The GOP when setting records for lowest bills signed and votes cast:

— Prisonmitch (@Prisonmitch) December 28, 2025

While it is an imperfect rule, I think that most people who are trying to describe somebody's mental state would be better off using older synonyms rather than their modern therapy equivalents. They are not narcissistic, they are selfish and thoughtless. 1/

— shylockh (@shylockh) December 25, 2025

Gift idea for someone you really hate this Christmas.

— klara_sjo (@klara_sjo) December 23, 2025

This is such a dumb analogy. If there's a bug in the software, you fix the software. You don't replace hardware to counteract a software bug.

— Undoomed (@Undoomed) December 23, 2025

— SandyofCthulhu (@SandyofCthulhu) December 19, 2025

Hehehe our trap worked. I always knew performative snarkers only ever wanted to harm me but never actually watch the content they criticized baselessly. So we rage baited this video to test it. And worked. The funny thing is, this lady is an illegal immigrant of the country of

— sircalebhammer (@sircalebhammer) December 19, 2025

That all of us know in our heart that the best and only way to ever remake LoTR is with muppets.

— SandyofCthulhu (@SandyofCthulhu) December 18, 2025

The crisis in boys’ education can be seen everywhere except in proctored, standardized tests

— marcportermagee (@marcportermagee) December 16, 2025

You CAN’T have all three.

— HuntersOfNazis (@HuntersOfNazis) December 15, 2025

Announcing Wormtongue, my new Peter Theil backed startup

— BellularGaming (@BellularGaming) December 14, 2025

Netflix: "You wanna watch a 10 hour movie?" Me: "What? Absolutely not! Are you insane?" Netflix: "What if we break it up into hour-long episodes and you watch them all in one sitting?" Me: "You son of a b!tch, I'm in."

— JesterJum (@JesterJum) December 9, 2025

The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.

— _Zeets (@_Zeets) December 9, 2025

SCOTUS: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson told the Court that presidents should not be able to fire the PhDs & experts who run the government. She even argued presidents should avoid control over transportation & the economy. In a remarkable exchange in Trump v Slaughter, Justice

— amuse (@amuse) December 8, 2025

I’ve just now learned that in the STUART LITTLE book, Stuart is not actually a mouse but a human boy who looks like a mouse, and I don’t know how to process this

— cevangelista413 (@cevangelista413) December 8, 2025

— NoNonsenseND (@NoNonsenseND) December 7, 2025

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal?”

— CyberPunkCortes (@CyberPunkCortes) December 5, 2025

Ok, here’s the counterargument. I am a professional conflict researcher and former soldier. My PhD is on the Gaza War. 1) War is horrifying, and people are justly horrified by images of war. 2) Most of the images of war they’ve seen are Hamas-approved propaganda videos devoid

— Mr_Andrew_Fox (@Mr_Andrew_Fox) December 3, 2025