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Twitter Bookmarks for August 2024
This would get you banned from Reddit:
— BuildaBetterWLD (@BuildaBetterWLD) August 30, 2024
I am about to author a truthful, brief, 21-point biography of Kamala Harris. The following statements are objectively and verifiably true. If you are a Democrat, you can decide to hate me for this, but you cannot deny the factual accuracy of what I am about to say: 1. Kamala
— CynicalPublius (@CynicalPublius) August 28, 2024
Assuming no false negatives: 50/1000 false positive 1/1000 correct positive 1/51 ~=1.96% likelyhood it is a correct positive
— BawdyAnarchist_ (@BawdyAnarchist_) August 26, 2024
WATCH Robert Kennedy Jr. on Israel: **RFK JR.:** What I'm saying is that Hxmas is a criminal enterprise. Sure. Yes. And when you talk about solutions for the Palestinian people, the truth is, the Palestinian people are arguably the most pampered by international aid
— Osint613 (@Osint613) August 26, 2024
South Park creators gave the greatest lesson on storytelling ever
— historyinmemes (@historyinmemes) August 25, 2024
The greatest coup of the Democratic Party was making it reputationally costly to vote for Trump. I will provide a litany of very serious problems with Kamala and the Democratic Party and even people in my life with whom I am close will say, “So, what are you going to vote for
— MaxAbrahms (@MaxAbrahms) August 24, 2024
“Hawk Tuah is brat. Inside Out 2 is demure. The Rizzler is cringe, and Lil Yachty is bas—” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
— functi0nZer0 (@functi0nZer0) August 22, 2024
1/ Reasons I hate “therapy speak.”
— seerutkchawla (@seerutkchawla) August 21, 2024
Wow…just wow. Look at the faces on the CNN panel as a huge truth bomb is dropped. “Democrats have controlled the White House for 12 of the last 16 years, and somehow, it’s still all Trump’s fault.”
— SweetPeaBell326 (@SweetPeaBell326) August 21, 2024
Debunking the antisemitic Talmud quotes meme promoted by @DanBilzerian and boosted by @RealCandaceO and her ilk A thread.
— shevereshtus (@shevereshtus) August 18, 2024
I think a foundational difference between Gen Xers and Millennials/Gen Zs is that the idea of being "an influencer" seems inherently humiliating to anyone born before 1980. Gen Xers is this true or is this just a me thing?
— MeghanEMurphy (@MeghanEMurphy) August 18, 2024
The absolute quickest and best dissection of the Ham@s-leftist alliance that you have ever heard. https:// x.com/Sarit2024/stat us/1824228358437167329/video/1 …
— MarinaMedvin (@MarinaMedvin) August 16, 2024
Every day, Mark Wahlberg goes to bed at the same hour as a kindergartener, wakes up in the dead of night, and works out six to eight times, maintaining peak physical performance in order to make the worst dogshit movies you've seen in your life
— rockmarooned (@rockmarooned) August 16, 2024
A thread of historical figures brought back to life using AI 1. Vincent van Gogh
— timecaptales (@timecaptales) August 15, 2024
«Nothing new under the sun» [ jalenameyer] https:// x.com/i/status/18232 50705911517562/video/1 …
— Rainmaker1973 (@Rainmaker1973) August 13, 2024
To be honest, I really wanted to respond with this Tropic Thunder meme, but I would NEVER do something so rude & irresponsible!
— elonmusk (@elonmusk) August 12, 2024
People sometimes ask me, “What happened to you, Brianna?” October 7th happened. I used to believe the entire progressive storyline about Israel. But when I started seeing people on my own side claiming that women tied up in the backs of jeeps, pants covered in blood were not
— BriannaWu (@BriannaWu) August 10, 2024
I would fix it myself. This is instructive though. Statists see every problem as something they need someone else to solve for them. And politicians take advantage of that.
— RealSpikeCohen (@RealSpikeCohen) August 7, 2024
Still don’t know what Palantir does But someone here said it’s like Salesforce for killing people - and that’s funny enough that we’ll just roll with that
— buccocapital (@buccocapital) August 6, 2024
Predictions for the future of software engineering:
— russelljkaplan (@russelljkaplan) August 5, 2024
Marriage Protip: something that was very eye-opening for me was learning the most successful marriages never really solve their problems. Right now it’s 9:21 am. I’ve biked 10 miles and done an hour of yoga. Frank is still asleep because he stayed up all night on his phone. I
— BriannaWu (@BriannaWu) August 4, 2024
Perfect opportunity to repeat this writing tip I learned at the Simpsons: Never shoot down an idea, no matter how crazy or stupid it may sound. Lean into it. It may be nothing OR it becomes the Dr Zaius scene, which is, in fact, the combo of 5 separate "crazy" "stupid" pitches.
— Joshstrangehill (@Joshstrangehill) August 2, 2024