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New Golf Book
an email joke from my dad… > Hello All,
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> You may not know it but I have been very busy over the past 2 years putting
> my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. I am very proud of the
> results and in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and
> family to be the first to own a copy. Here is the Table of Contents from my
> new book, “Winning Golf Strategies”, which I believe gives the reader
> valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my
> own years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners.
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> Table Of Contents
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> Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
> Chapter 2 - How To Hit A Nike From The Rough When You Hit A Titleist From
> The Tee
> Chapter 3 - How To Avoid The Water When You Lie 8 In A bunker
> Chapter 4 - How To Get More Distance Off The Shank
> Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger
> Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow On The Greens To Maximize Earnings
> Chapter 7 - When To Implement Handicap Management
> Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses For Drinking Beer Before 9 a.m.
> Chapter 9 - How To Urinate Behind A 4" x 4" Post, Undetected
> Chapter 10 - How To Rationalize A 6 Hour Round
> Chapter 11 - How To Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go In The Water
> Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th
> Chapter 13 - How To Let A Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
> Chapter 14 - How To Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off The Tee
> Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections To your opponent
> Chapter 16 - God And The Meaning Of The Birdie-To-Bogey Putt
> Chapter 17 - When To Regrip Your Ball Retriever
> Chapter 18 - Use A Strong Grip On The Hand Wedge And Weak Slip On The Foot
> Wedge
> Chapter 19 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 A Beer >From The Cart Girl And
> Give Her A $3 Tip, But Will Balk At A $3.50 Beer At The 19th Hole And Stiff
> The Bartender.
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> Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a copy.
> Please send on and hopefully more people will buy copies!!!
>
> Thank You!