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A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says “we don’t serve superconductors here.” The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.
A higgs-boson walks into a church. The priest says “higgs-bosons aren’t allowed in here.” The higgs-boson says “but without me, how can you have mass?”
To get to the other side.
Why did the tachyon cross the road?
Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t.
A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says “we don’t serve your kind in here.” The parasite says “well you’re not a very good host.”
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says “we don’t serve neutrinos in here.” The neutrino says “I was just passing through.”